Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
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He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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