no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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