I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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