I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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