Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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