Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
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I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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