So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
