He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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