I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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