on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
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She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
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That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I enjoy the company of your penis
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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