Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
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I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
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i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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