She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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