I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
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I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
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Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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