He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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