afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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