that's an acceptable place to lick
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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