Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
id be glad to
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
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the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
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I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.