On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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