do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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