If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
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I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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