Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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