Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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