No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Randomize