I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
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Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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