i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
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My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
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We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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