I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
false alarm, still single
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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