We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
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The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
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Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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