Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
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There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
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Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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