can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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