Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
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you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
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Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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