I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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