The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
