Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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