what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
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Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
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Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.