I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Just took my morning after pill in the library
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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