i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
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one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
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Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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