She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
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dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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