That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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