I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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