Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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