It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
