Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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