If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
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Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Hippo gnu deer
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
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Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I touched a dick in church today
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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