ya dads aren't the best wingmen
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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