how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Randomize
