I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
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