White coat. Heels.
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
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Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
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Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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