And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
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Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
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My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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