Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
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Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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