what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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