For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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