What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
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