So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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