There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
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I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
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So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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