I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
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So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
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You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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