In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
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He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
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I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
my liver is dry heaving
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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